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# Jokes from 2007
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This page contains a selection of jokes and riddles that I wrote in 2007. I
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have translated them from their original language of Danish.
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# Categories: Bornholm, English
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- What does a person from Bornholm tell a foreigner when asked about where they
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live?
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- I am *born* in *holm*!
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# Categories: Old writers
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The teacher: What does "H. C." stand for in H. C. Andersen?
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The pupil: Hans *Crap*
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# Categories: god, church
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What does the student who just had their exam, and is also tired of saying the
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Lord's Prayer, say?
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- EX*amen*
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