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# Jokes from 2007
This page contains a selection of jokes and riddles that I wrote in 2007. I
have translated them from their original language of Danish.
# Categories: Bornholm, English
- What does a person from Bornholm tell a foreigner when asked about where they
live?
- I am *born* in *holm*!
# Categories: Old writers
The teacher: What does "H. C." stand for in H. C. Andersen?
The pupil: Hans *Crap*
# Categories: god, church
What does the student who just had their exam, and is also tired of saying the
Lord's Prayer, say?
- EX*amen*