# Jokes from 2007

This page contains a selection of jokes and riddles that I wrote in 2007.  I
have translated them from their original language of Danish.

# Categories: Bornholm, English

- What does a person from Bornholm tell a foreigner when asked about where they
  live?

- I am *born* in *holm*!


# Categories: Old writers

The teacher: What does "H. C." stand for in H. C. Andersen?
The pupil: Hans *Crap*


# Categories: god, church

What does the student who just had their exam, and is also tired of saying the
Lord's Prayer, say?

- EX*amen*