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<?xml version='1.0' encoding='utf-8'?>
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<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC '-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN'
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'http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd'>
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<html version='-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN'
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xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'
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xml:lang='en'
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xmlns:xsi='http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance'
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xsi:schemaLocation='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml
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http://www.w3.org/MarkUp/SCHEMA/xhtml11.xsd'>
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<head>
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<title>POTATORRS!!!CTRLONEOOPSSHIFTONESHIFTONE</title>
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<meta name='author' content='Niels Serup' />
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<meta name='description'
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content='It is imperative that you do not approach the Potators!' />
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<meta name='keywords'
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content='potator' />
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<link rel='schema.DCTERMS' href='http://purl.org/dc/terms/' />
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<meta name='DCTERMS.creator' content='Niels Serup' />
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<meta name='DCTERMS.language' content=en />
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<meta name='DCTERMS.audience' content='general public' />
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<meta name='robots' content='ALL' />
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<style type='text/css'>
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.warning {
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background-color: #fe93cc;
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text-decoration: blink;
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}
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p {
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background-color: #ccfe93;
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div id='wrapper'>
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<div style='float: right; width: 400px;'>
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<img src='img/001.jpg' alt='really, really angry potator'
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style='width: 400px;' />
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<img src='img/002.jpg' alt='angry potator' style='width: 400px;'/>
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<img src='img/000.jpg' alt='really, really angry potator'
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style='width: 400px;' />
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</div>
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<h1 class='warning'>ATTENTION!</h1>
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<p>
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As the invasion drew nearer, Master Potator Pozrundarhan envisioned the
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perfect future. At that very point, 15 years ago, Earth was doomed.
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</p>
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<p>
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NOW THE TIME FOR POTATOR DOMINION HAS COME! JOIN THE POTATORRS OR BE
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ENSLAVED!
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</p>
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<h2>Origins</h2>
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<p>
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It is a fact that most humans have five fingers on their left hand. It
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is a fact that five is a prime number. It is a fact that prime numbers
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are special. It is a fact that potators are special. It is a fact that
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potators dominate prime numbers. It is a fact that potators dominate
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the world.
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</p>
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<h1>FJUTURE</h1>
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<p>
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To look at the future, one must look at the past. To look at the past,
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one must look at the present. To look at the present, one must look at
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the future.
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To look at the future, one must look at the past. To look at the past,
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one must look at the present. To look at the present, one must look at
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the future.
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To look at the future, one must look at the past. To look at the past,
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one must look at the present. To look at the present, one must look at
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the future.
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To look at the future, one must look at the past. To look at the past,
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one must look at the present. To look at the present, one must look at
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the future.
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To look at the future, one must look at the past. To look at the past,
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one must look at the present. To look at the present, one must look at
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the future.
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To look at the future, one must look at the past. To look at the past,
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one must look at the present. To look at the present, one must look at
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the future.
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To look at the future, one must look at the past. To look at the past,
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one must look at the present. To look at the present, one must look at
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the <strong>POTATORS</strong>.
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</p>
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<h2>THE Potators</h2>
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<p>
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A mix of wisdom an evil, they roam the skies in custom-built sky
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ships. They <em>are</em> dangerous.
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</p>
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<h2>BIBle</h2>
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<ol>
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<li>Rules with an index n where n > 1 are not valid</li>
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<li>This rule is not valid.</li>
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<li>This rule is not undefined.</li>
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<li>Do not not murder non-potators</li>
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<li>Do make sense</li>
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</ol>
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<h3>No more TEXT</h3>
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<p>
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POTATORRS INVADE THEY DO NOT WRITE!
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</p>
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<p>
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This Artificially Authorized Article and its groundbreaking pictures
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are available under the Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License
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(WTFPL) 2.0.
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</p>
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<p>
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<a href='http://hvy.metanohi.name/potators/'>High-quality pictures of POTATORS</a>
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</p>
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</div>
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</body>
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</html>
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