As the invasion drew nearer, Master Potator Pozrundarhan envisioned the perfect future. At that very point, 15 years ago, Earth was doomed.
NOW THE TIME FOR POTATOR DOMINION HAS COME! JOIN THE POTATORRS OR BE ENSLAVED!
It is a fact that most humans have five fingers on their left hand. It is a fact that five is a prime number. It is a fact that prime numbers are special. It is a fact that potators are special. It is a fact that potators dominate prime numbers. It is a fact that potators dominate the world.
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A mix of wisdom an evil, they roam the skies in custom-built sky ships. They are dangerous.
POTATORRS INVADE THEY DO NOT WRITE!
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