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# Jokes from 2002
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This page contains a selection of jokes and riddles that I wrote in 2002. I
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have translated them from their original language of Danish.
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# Category: Garden
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One woman to another woman, who is wearing gloves: Auhavav, I have burnt myself
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on a nettle.
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The other woman: No, that can't be, there aren't any nettles within miles.
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The first woman: But you're leaning into one!!!
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# Category: Books
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One book to another: How many pages do you have?
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The other book: 179.
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The first book: Ha, I have 180 pages.
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The other book: Yes, but the last page is a picture.
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The first book: No, look for yourself.
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The other book: Okay, I will take a look... RITCCSSTRKFH, look, a picture, you
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stupid book.
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The first book: But there is a single word on the page.
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The other book: That doesn't count as a page for you.
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The first book: Why?
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The other book: Can't you see that I have torn out your page?
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What is the point of this joke? It's that books can't talk, how are they
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supposed to talk without mouths?!!!
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# Category: Balls
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The old basket ball couldn't reach the cocoa on the top shelf, but the newborn
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basket ball could.
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What is the point of this joke? Of course it's that the newborn basket ball
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could jump higher than the old basket ball (the old basket ball had become too
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slow after all these years it had lived).
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