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<title>POTATORRS!!!CTRLONEOOPSSHIFTONESHIFTONE</title>
<meta name='author' content='Niels Serup' />
<meta name='description'
content='It is imperative that you do not approach the Potators!' />
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<img src='img/001.jpg' alt='really, really angry potator'
style='width: 400px;' />
<img src='img/002.jpg' alt='angry potator' style='width: 400px;'/>
<img src='img/000.jpg' alt='really, really angry potator'
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<h1 class='warning'>ATTENTION!</h1>
<p>
As the invasion drew nearer, Master Potator Pozrundarhan envisioned the
perfect future. At that very point, 15 years ago, Earth was doomed.
</p>
<p>
NOW THE TIME FOR POTATOR DOMINION HAS COME! JOIN THE POTATORRS OR BE
ENSLAVED!
</p>
<h2>Origins</h2>
<p>
It is a fact that most humans have five fingers on their left hand. It
is a fact that five is a prime number. It is a fact that prime numbers
are special. It is a fact that potators are special. It is a fact that
potators dominate prime numbers. It is a fact that potators dominate
the world.
</p>
<h1>FJUTURE</h1>
<p>
To look at the future, one must look at the past. To look at the past,
one must look at the present. To look at the present, one must look at
the future.
To look at the future, one must look at the past. To look at the past,
one must look at the present. To look at the present, one must look at
the future.
To look at the future, one must look at the past. To look at the past,
one must look at the present. To look at the present, one must look at
the future.
To look at the future, one must look at the past. To look at the past,
one must look at the present. To look at the present, one must look at
the future.
To look at the future, one must look at the past. To look at the past,
one must look at the present. To look at the present, one must look at
the future.
To look at the future, one must look at the past. To look at the past,
one must look at the present. To look at the present, one must look at
the future.
To look at the future, one must look at the past. To look at the past,
one must look at the present. To look at the present, one must look at
the <strong>POTATORS</strong>.
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<h2>THE Potators</h2>
<p>
A mix of wisdom an evil, they roam the skies in custom-built sky
ships. They <em>are</em> dangerous.
</p>
<h2>BIBle</h2>
<ol>
<li>Rules with an index n where n > 1 are not valid</li>
<li>This rule is not valid.</li>
<li>This rule is not undefined.</li>
<li>Do not not murder non-potators</li>
<li>Do make sense</li>
</ol>
<h3>No more TEXT</h3>
<p>
POTATORRS INVADE THEY DO NOT WRITE!
</p>
<p>
This Artificially Authorized Article and its groundbreaking pictures
are available under the Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License
(WTFPL) 2.0.
</p>
<p>
<a href='http://hvy.metanohi.name/potators/'>High-quality pictures of POTATORS</a>
</p>
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