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# Hello
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This is the personal website of [Niels G. W. Serup](/about/niels).
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2019-08-20 22:03:35 +02:00
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2019-10-30 00:31:14 +01:00
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## Riddles, jokes, and more
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2019-10-30 00:31:14 +01:00
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-- What was the primary food source 100 million years ago in the
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approximate area of today's Germany?
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2019-10-30 00:31:14 +01:00
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-- Dinosauerkraut!
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The apocalyptic landscape was no one's friend. As another day dawned,
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The scrap dealer Scrap once again put on her protective gear and exited
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the cave on her roaring tricycle, ready for all challenges.
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Scrap soon crossed paths with a chaotic rider, but managed to get away
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by driving safely. Good thing she brought the protective gear.
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A person enters a bus and asks the driver how much a ticket costs. "2
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units of the currency," the driver responds. The person is confused: 2
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of what currency? After two seconds, the driver hands a ticket, closes
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the doors, and starts driving. Cleverly, and with a satisfying sense of
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comprehension, the person realises that the currency was time, and the
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units were seconds. The bus then promptly stops, the driver looking
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perplexed. "Was I wrong?" the person wonders, as the driver picks up an
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LED lamp and touches the person twice. Nothing happens, the driver
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apologises for "forgetting the new rules", and the person is thrown off
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the bus -- after all, the person did not have two units of *the state of
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being current*. (The funny point is that rules can be unclear and
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change without making sense.)
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