metanohi-misc-subsites/old-projects/eonaton/1_0.php

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<h5>Terms of Use</h5>
<h6>Version 7.5.1.23.5</h6>
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TERMS OF USE - PLEASE READ VERY CAREFULLY
While at this site, you are NOT allowed to do one or more of the following actions:
- Bomb buildings
- Pretend you're not yourself
- Play Wolfenstein 3D
- Eat squirrels
- Do silly walks
- Type "f*ck" (typing "fuck" is okay)
- Defeat Bowser
- Mimic Donald Duck
- Count to &infin;
Also, you are not allowed to leave Eon Aton.
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