19 lines
489 B
PHP
19 lines
489 B
PHP
<?php @header("location:."); ?>
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<h5>Terms of Use</h5>
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<h6>Version 7.5.1.23.5</h6>
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<pre id='use'>
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TERMS OF USE - PLEASE READ VERY CAREFULLY
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While at this site, you are NOT allowed to do one or more of the following actions:
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- Bomb buildings
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- Pretend you're not yourself
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- Play Wolfenstein 3D
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- Eat squirrels
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- Do silly walks
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- Type "f*ck" (typing "fuck" is okay)
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- Defeat Bowser
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- Mimic Donald Duck
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- Count to ∞
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Also, you are not allowed to leave Eon Aton.
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</pre>
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