From Jan 10, when I was not yet a master at Dvorak:

Nioels' IHDvorab\xk ypractnices

Neouioenient. Niels., IDvorabxk 
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The rabbit was forced to travel south. It didn't bother to look for 
knowledge, as it had already fulfillen its purpose. Its purpose was to 
completely destroy all goot. In ancient times, goot was a substance that 
only special people were allowed to utilize. And goot was made from 
animals -- rabbits. Together with turtles and zebras, who quickly 
stopped cooperating, they created a not-for-profit goot-removal 
organization.