TERMS OF USE - PLEASE READ VERY CAREFULLY While at this site, you are NOT allowed to do one or more of the following actions: - Bomb buildings - Pretend you're not yourself - Play Wolfenstein 3D - Eat squirrels - Do silly walks - Type "f*ck" (typing "fuck" is okay) - Defeat Bowser - Mimic Donald Duck - Count to ∞ Also, you are not allowed to leave Eon Aton.