118 lines
2.7 KiB
Bash
Executable File
118 lines
2.7 KiB
Bash
Executable File
#!/bin/sh
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set -e
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link_file() {
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echo "[0|$1|$2|server|port]"
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}
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link_ext() {
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echo "[1|$1|$2|$3|port]"n
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}
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link_www() {
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echo "[h|$1|URL:$2|server|port]"
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}
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header() {
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lin="$(echo " $@ " | sed 's/./═/g')"
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cat <<EOF
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╬$lin╬
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║ $@ ║
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╬$lin╬
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EOF
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}
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enclose() {
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sed -r -e "s/^/$1/" -e 's/\|?$/'"$2/"
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}
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{
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cat <<EOF
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EOF
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enclose '▒░ ' ' ▒░' <<EOF
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Welcome to |
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$(echo "Niels'" | toilet -f pagga)
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gopherhole!
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EOF
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cat <<EOF
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EOF
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} | enclose ' ' ''
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cat <<EOF
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My name is Niels. I live in Denmark.
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$(header Jokes)
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I like to create jokes. As a child I set out to write down all jokes and
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riddles I could come up with, and, more importantly, also decided to properly
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categorize them.
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The categories I created in 2002 were:
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- Garden
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- Work
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- Food
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- Cannibals
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- Books
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- Balls
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- Animals
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- Robbers
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I have made a selection of my 2002-era jokes available in translated form:
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$(link_file 'My old jokes' 'jokes_2002.txt')
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After initial success, I decided to pause my joke categorization work and focus
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on other things in life. Then, in 2007, my mission continued. At this point I
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had learnt how to program with Active Server Pages, which enabled both for a
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more structured way of saving jokes and riddles as well as for a more
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interactive exploration of joke categories.
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During the five years I had also learnt how some jokes and riddles can be
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difficult to categorize into single categories. As such, the second iteration
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of my joke database would allow for each joke or riddle to have more than one
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category.
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I have also made a select few of these 2007-era jokes available in translated
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form:
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$(link_file 'My slightly less old jokes' 'jokes_2007.txt')
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The third iteration of my joke database is still in development.
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$(header Other work)
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I'm also a computer scientist. By day I work as a programmer in a Danish
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software company.
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I attend BornHack every year. Can recommend!
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$(link_www 'BornHack: a 7 day outdoor hacker tent camp in Denmark' 'http://bornhack.dk')
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$(header Cool links)
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$(link_ext 'Troels Henriksen'"'"'s OCaml Reference' '/ocaml' sigkill.dk)
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$(header Contact)
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Name: Niels G. W. Serup
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$(link_www 'Email: ngws@metanohi.name' 'mailto:ngws@metanohi.name')
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IRC: ngws on libera.chat (mostly hanging out on the #diku channel)
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$(link_www 'WWW: metanohi.name' 'http://metanohi.name/')
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$(link_www 'Twitter: @ngwwws' 'https://twitter.com/ngwwws')
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EOF
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